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About Me

My mother suggested I visit...I am a geek at heart and have always preferred to date geeks. But I have been known to go out with a dork, dweeb, and even a goofball or two. I spent most of the eighties trying to convince people that computers were a fad and something better would be invented. How did we end up with Bill Gates? Anywhoo, if you are looking for someone who would name their chihuahua Tribble de Tejas you may want to beam on over and have some Aldebaran Whiskey with me and the crew.

xyzzybaluba
42
Fort Worth
Texas
United States
Female
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Single
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Ethnicity: White (Caucasian)

Body Type: More than Average, Height: Somewhat shorter than Average, Eye Color: Brown, Hair Color: Brown, Hair Style: Other, Hair Length: Long (just a few more inches until I have an 18inch donation to Locks for Love)

College Graduate

Schools Attended: Tarleton State University, Texas Wesleyan University, Texas Christian University - few hours shy of Masters Degree

I'm a paper pusher, currently writing grants for local college.

Education, Law, Live Theater

Family Life: I was born into a French/Irish Catholic family. So needless to say our family gatherings have always been quiet, somber, sober affairs. LOLMAO! Was raised by a single Mom and had a happy childhood. My younger brother is into Hashing and I just don't understand his fascination with the "sport". Live with my Mom and my zoo.

Main obsession is the Texas Rangers.  Then my family/foster furbabies.  Next is my faith.  Last is being a Tea Party Patriot.

Ideal Date: Quiet evening, intellectual stimulation, causal conversation, laughing at Karaoke singers (including me!), maybe a nightcap or some coffee before retiring with the promise of another pleasant evening.Typical Weekend: I foster a few animals, so weekends are spent grooming unless I am working in the yard. Spend most evenings catching up on things on the DVR because I have to catch the Texas Rangers play - either in person or on TV. Social Circle / Friends: We are spread out, so we mostly communicate via Facebook or text messaging. If you must know, they are the most lovable bunch of kooks that ever graced this beautiful blue marble.What you do for Fun: Whatever, I could have fun at an insurance convention. Go out, stay in, do something, veg in the backyard...just no opera's PLEASE!Looking for in a Relationship: A companion.

I would love to have dinner with George W. Bush someday.  Looking for a goofball that does not embarras easily.

Personality: quirky Sense of humor: quirky, slapstick Temper / Tolerance level: I am French/Irish...enough said. Weaknesses: I'm tardy...a lot. Life Improvement: OMG, I cannot think of anything to improve my life. I guess winning a puddle of money in the lottery so I could put up a windmill in my backyard and spend windy days on the back porch watching my electric meter run backwards repeating "Cha-Ching!" over and over again. Special Certificates or Abilities: What the heck kind of question is this? I suppose I could think of a couple if someone asked.Degrees: Bachelor of Arts in Theater (Technical Emphasis) Would I be friends with my self?: Maybe, but I would get upset when I took forever to return texts, phone calls and/or e-mails.

Ahem - I am French Irish Catholic - HELLO!?!

Eating Habits: I'll eat just about anything that won't eat me first!

NORML

My Fashion is: Funky, Average, Second Hand, Vintage, Casual and Colorful.
Fashion? What's Fashion?

I think about working out then I think of all the "healthy" dead people...

I may not shower every day, but I don't offend.  Have you had your sprinkle today?

Children are sticky, leaky, and they scare me

Sleeps with Dogs, has Cats for roomates.  Vehemently against exotic pets!

Tea Party Patriot

God, Family, Country.I refuse to label any form of religion as incorrect - I do sometimes question those without beliefs.  Because they usually lack the ability to dream.

Smoking: I no longer smoke (Yeah for me!)

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Me in YoVille
41 weeks 23 hours ago
Christmas 2010 at work
41 weeks 23 hours ago
At least I was cute in Kindergarten...
41 weeks 23 hours ago
In the locker room @ Jerry World
2 years 29 weeks ago
I still love John Wetteland
2 years 29 weeks ago
Me @ the Ballpark, I'm in the center
3 years 37 weeks ago
The Giant Ice Slide was great!
3 years 37 weeks ago

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