About Me
Since this is the most awkward part of an online profile, and because anything I can say here would overlap with the rest of my profile, I will simply start out with a funny story.
This one time in college, I was in history class. My butt was toward the front of the chair and I was leaning back as far as I could, so all my weight was on the back of my backside. To change positions, I leaned forward to scoot back in the chair and sit up straight, but when I leaned forward, pressure I did not know was there escaped. Yeah. I farted. Really loudly. It was as if a grenade exploded. I thought "holy shit! I didn't know that was there!" I was SO embarrassed. I froze. After a few seconds or so, I started peeking around discretely to see if people were staring. They weren't.
Yes, ladies, men fart but, believe it or not, it isn't always intentional.







