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About Me

Hi there, my name's Josef.  I know nearly every one of these self summaries starts off with someone saying how bad they are at them. Mine used to say that. Then I re-read it and found that I'm not really bad at describing myself. I just have a tendency to ramble which only gives you a feel for my voice and not so much me. So I'm actually going to end this by saying I'm not very good at self summaries.

Josefthegeek
25
Reseda
California
United States
Male
Females
Single
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I think I'm fun. I like making people smile or laugh. I like to be helpful and sweet, too. If getting you the right flavor of gum will make you smile, I will get you the right flavor of gum. I tend to make a number of references throughout any day, but I can usually hold back if I know that it's just going to fall flat. Loyalty and honesty are really important to me, and I can't stand consistently flakey people so I will never be one of those guys. I don't really have one specific type of sense of humor.   I do references, puns, witty retorts, rambling nonsense improvisations. I once had a five minute conversation about the difference between MP3 player gnomes and CD Player elves. They have very different methods and motivations.

Slightly taller than average (5'11"ish) and a bit rounder than average if I'm being honest but I'd like to think I wear it well enough. I have pictures on here so describing myself in details seems a bit pointless, but whatever. I've got dark brown hair, my eyes are usually green but will occasionally have some blue around the edges and people tell me it's pretty. I have two tattoos and no piercings. I wear contacts pretty much all the time except at night. That enough for you?

Some College

Moved around a bit when I was younger but when to high school in Agoura and am currently a semester away from getting my AA at Moorpark College.

Currently working at the LA Zoo and getting by.  Also writing and producing a web series which will soon take over my life as much as it can.  I don't get paid for it, but it does occupy my time and could thus be considered an occupation, correct?

LA Zoo, Massage Envy, Blockbuster, Mann Theaters, and a couple office slave jobs.

Haven't I done that enough?  They're pretty scattered around the profile.

My social circle consists of mostly other geeky people who can enjoy watching weird TV shows and movies together. I also like being around creative types.  Most of my closest friends also write, play music, sing, paint, act, edit, or other stuff like that, but as yet none of us do it professionally. I like being around people who can get passionate about something creative.
Some of my typical weekly activities include karaoke, live music, dodgeball, maybe bowling, and just hanging out with my friends.

Somebody interesting, who's like minded to me and can quote and reference anywhere near as much as I can.  If I say, "I want to be in a relationship where we finish each other's" and you say "sandwiches" you get major points.  I've committed myself to being honest and straightforward with people, so I respect others who can do the same.

I'll drink when out with friends, but don't make a habit of having more than one or two drinks a night. But I've only ever been told that I'm a fun drunk, so if I do get a little loose, you're in for some entertainment.  Extended periods of singing, accents, or flirting have been linked to my use of alcohol.

I was super picky when I was younger, but now I actually like most anything (but texture is still an issue). Mexican, Greek, Indian, Thai, Sushi, Chinese, Italian, baked goods, good steak, good burgers. I'm really open to most food, as long as it's good.

Not my scene.  I try not to judge for any lighter stuff long as it isn't a central aspect of your life.

I have a basic template to my wardrobe. It's simple but it works, and is practical for me. I like wearing unique t-shirts from sites like Threadless and Teefury.  For some reason I like t-shirts with robots on them.  Not sure how it got started, but I think I have three or four now.

I wish I could work out more. Recently I've started playing in a couple different dodgeball groups.  It's fun and it's a pretty good workout...more than I would get otherwise at lest.

I can't leave the house without showering.  It's a thing.

Some of them are wonderful and some are little freakin' terrors.  I would like to have at least one kid of my own later in life.  Adopting is very cool, too.

I love animals. At one point I lived with what I referred to as "every part of the cartoon animal hierarchy," meaning that we had a dog, a cat, a bird, a rat, and fish. One pet I've wanted for a while but haven't gotten due to legal restrictions is a hedgehog.

I try to stay out of it for the most part, unless a specific issue gets my attention, usually civil rights stuff.

I consider myself Agnostic.  My family was Jewish but it was never really a part of my life, and when it was I couldn't rationally accept any of the "information" with any real value.

I don't smoke cigarettes, but it's not a dealbreaker is someone else does. I've smoked weed a few times, but it's not really for me. Hookah's fun from time to time.

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At the Irwindale Ren Faire 2010
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At the Gettypede '10
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Buried at Westward beach.
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