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I love music and comedy. Love computers and movies of any kind. I enjoy watching people create special effects on occasion (interned for a special effects studio once). I go on stage and tell jokes. I also write a lot. I play guitar and write songs, but have yet to find my muse. I'm also a pretty damn good cook. I spend most of my time nowadays trying to take care of my dad when I have time to visit... :/

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My insides are totally filled with love, passion, and a zest for life, tasty food, and random facts about stupid things nobody cares about. I also collect buttons. I also watch an ungodly amount of childrens' cartoons.

I'm above average, but I'm exercising, so hopefully I'll be built like a Greek Adonis soon. I wish I could pose for statues. I'd like to look as if the shadow cast from my amazing body could turn the blazing summer heat into comfort for a group of Swedish bikini models worshipping me as I stand on a mountain top overlooking the horizon.

School of hard knocks, learned the law of the streets, swam with a school of fish, I was schooled once when I got served in a dance contest, etc.

I work with computers and data and stuff... err... I mean... I'm working on a screenplay with an idea that will never sell.

I was an Oompa Loompa at Disneyland, a midwife, I played a crackhead in Les Mis, I donate my demon seed to a sperm bank for extra scratch... tickets, I was a security guard on Sesame Street working for Oscar the Grouch. I'm currently working as a homeless alcoholic who just happens to own a laptop.

...is completely embarrassed by the fact that I exist.

Love: Battlestar Galactica, Plants vs Zombies, American McGee's Alice, Joss Whedon (re-watching Firefly), thatguywiththeglasses.com, Cornbugs, Batman, scary movies, anime, documentaries, George Carlin, text books, Linux, Unix, MIRC, Alan Moore, Jeff Smith's Bone, Mitch Hedberg, Hayao Miyazaki, Pixar, Carlos Alazraqui, Maria Bamford, (in love with) Hedy Lamarr (she wrote the algorithm for short-wave signal bouncing for full-spectrum wireless communications... and she was the first woman to be criticized for being naked on camera), gave up on politics, love volunteering, etc etc etc.

I spend a lot of time going to the comic book store, playing games, watching movies, fixing broken electronics, fixing computers, spending time with family, trying my best to make decisions for my dad's health, writing, and wasting time on my guitar. I'm trying to balance a lot of these things. Would really appreciate someone close to home to share some good times on occasion.

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I have two thumbs that go way up in the air when THINGS ARE AWESOME!!!!111!!11!11111111!!!111111!1one!!111!one!!!!!11one!!!!

Baby formula for negligent parents and people with little to nothing to live for.

The joke I had for this box is probably not appropriate. You should probably message me and ask what it is.

I have a problem with drugs. I have a drug problem. I'm addicted to Flintstone vitamins because they stopped making the ones with Hulk Hogan on the bottle.

I still wear crocs because I'm a child at heart. I'm in my late twenties and I dress like a 12 year old. That's okay, because I just discovered puberty.

I played Wii Fit for 20 minutes and felt healthy enough to eat fried chicken and bbq baked beans with a side of sadness and regret. Life is what you make of it.

Confuscious say: Fat man who do not clean between cheeks smell like ass.

Apparently, I just fed an African child on 2 cents per day. I feel like all is right with the world.

Don't want kids? Adopt a living creature that pees on your carpet and enjoys light petting.

A mandate is not the precursor to gay sex.

There are a lot of people in the world who don't believe in God, but aliens are totally real because something has to exist out in the universe that is bigger than us.

People who are on fire require the aid of others to call an ambulance.

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