We're not just geeks - we're paid to do this. For anyone with a degree in nerdom to solidify their place in eccentric eternity.

Computer programmers? Rocket scientists? Astrophysicists? Check, check, check. You see, it is we - those unusual kids who didn't fit in back in high school - who run the world now. Then, we were invisible, sometimes ridiculed and unwanted. But now? Now we are rich and sexy and famous. And you so totally want us.

So when people doubt - arguing over how to crack RSA or simply how a small-scale nuclear fusion reactor works - you can pull out your card and say:

"Trust me. I'm a Rocket Surgeon."