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Posted: 04/25/2012
- Jezebel Genius
What??? Do I smell?
Ok, so I was seriously hoping for some amusing stories of humiliation, confessions or some awesome rants.
Nothing.
Crickets.
Come on people. I can't be the only person to throw a psychic reading party and have the psychic not show up or have a massive wedgie in a family reunion photo. Am I alone in my deep seeded hatred of Phil Collins or Kate Gosselin? If I have to hear that woman answer one more of her own questions I will explode and shoot binary confetti everywhere. All that will be left of me will be little zeros and ones.
What an incredible smell you've discovered!
Seriously, though...no, you do not smell. I for one wasn't aware that sweetongeeks had its own forums now. I guess its another reason to check back often, huh?
Well, welcome back! :) Now....got any juicy stories of humiliation or irrational dislike of 1980's pop stars? I'm off to go deal with this mornings spammer so I would like to add that to the list of things that make me mental.
Would you settle for a rational dislike of Lady Gaga? 'Cause that's all I've got. Like I'm going to share the story of the time that I was in Vegas and...
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
yeah, since when does this place have forums?
the site was quite frustrating the first few times i logged on, but that was some time ago. it seems much more functional now.
still, it might be a bit before there's enough people around to make conversation in here.
Love is the law, love under will.
How about the fact that even the plus-sized leggins here in Japan won't cover my backside? In order for them to be of use, I have to wear my undies Superman-style over my leggins and under my skirts.
This confuses my inner superhero. Am I in disguise or not? But at least my leggins don't fall down like they started to when I was waiting for the train, one day. (Had to depend on the elevator for saving the day...)
How's that for embarrassment? o.-;
Today I took photos of some llamas. They are suprisingly photogenic.
When do we get to see said photos? As far as embarrassing...let's see...
yeah, sorry I got nothin'; no sober stories anyway...ahh college. Glad that's over.
I love to take pics of alpacas. They have a sillier quality.
Joyce, you hate Phil Collins too? You're like the first person I know who's ever said that who wasn't me. Seriously. His voice and his music drive me nuts. Aghghgh!
I know right??? I googled the phrase "i hate phil collins" and apparently it's a phenom! I always thought I was alone in my dislike but we are not. It's so nice to meet another "PC" hater! LOL
well that's just creepy. What did she say??
Embarasing. Check out the pic of me in my gallery of when I worked security at a conevntion then got roped into a 7minute costume contest. The two helping me are security as well. We had to dress up as the Giant rats from the princess bride, Rodents of unusual size and strength. Another moment, at the same convention, I had gotten like only a hour sleep each night that weekend and still found time to shower. The sunday I forgo showering because of hangover was the day someone noticed and said whooo boy take a shower. I was like WTF.
@nerdlass= I wouldn't call that embaresment but rather more cushion for the pushin ;) lol XD sorry I joke alot.
@Pheonix and FP= Phil Collins? Seriously? How can one hate such a gentle soul. Again another joke. I could care less about ol Philly Collins XD
I had a nerdgasm when I went to the aquarium in Osaka and they had REAL ROUSes!! They're called Capybara and they're from South America!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara /obligatory Wiki link
I have a shirt that has a picture of a Tank, and the phrase "First Iraq then Utah." One day leaving a book store someone stopped me, obviously insulted by my shirt and says. "I'm from Utah." To which I replied, "oh then you know." And I walked away. It must have confused him deeply as he stood there for nearly a minute before continuing to his destination.
Embarrassing story: A couple of months ago I was taking to bus to school and it was packed so I had to stand. I was changing the song on my ipod and fell on to two people and half of the seat. I was practically in one girls lap. The people who I fell on were pretty nice about it, but I still walked away with a bruised ego and thigh.
This is probably the most embarassing story I can come up for right now.
So a few friends and I are down on Cape Cod on vacation one weekend. We're sitting at the table in the house we were staying at and having a conversation. And somehow the subject of disney movies comes up. And I say quite possibly the stupidest thing ive ever said. "So who's the main character of that movie Aladdin?" Needless to say i havent heard the end of it since then. I blame my brain being off.
Sigh. This thread just makes me happy.
I got frunkover the weekend and got straddled by two women...
I got to 3rd base on one of them as well!
That was embarassing I drank too much and er...
I'm sure you were just checking to make sure they were awake. It was a test... errr right... Hopefully they knew it was Aladdin
One of the more embarrassing stories that I have is this time I went to the mall with a friend of mine and we were walking around the mall for a few hours and the entire time we were there I had no idea my pants had ripped from the top of my crack to half way down my thigh. The entire time we were there I would get stares and people checking me out and I just thought oh yea I must look extra good today :p
The way I found out is I went to scratch the top of my thigh and felt skin, not pants. Hmm I thought. that's not normal I said to myself. I turn around super embarrassed to my friend and he just says: oh you finally found out? I noticed it when you picked me up at my house, I just thought it was funny to leave you like that. Thanks buddy. you're a true pal -.-
Aw man I hit reply on a specific post here thinking it would have a threaded effect and post off set to that post... it didn't there was ALMOST an embarrassing moment... Edit FTW!
i had my shirt on inside out all last night at a BBQ. NO ONE said a word. My friends are evil.
My geek husband let me leave the house with a shirt on backwards. All day I walked around like that. He said, "I thought you knew?"
I was crossing a busy intersection with my arms full of boxes, at rush hour, in front of a BUS and my sweatpants fell down around my ankles...I could not pull them up and had to take baby steps to keep from falling on my ass...my "friends" who were waiting at the car across the street were thankfully laughing too hard to video tape it. The people on the bus were leaning out the windows with catcalls and wolf whistles and smart ass comments.....
I'm with Amanita; had a skirt DROP down to my knees at work. Time to learn how to reattached elastic...
Oh man, I feel for Amanita and DrAlbright... I have had pants that are just not fitting right and while thankfully they never completely fell off, I was on the elliptical at the gym once and had to make a quick grab for them before they fell. Well, the pants stayed on but I lost my balance and fell backward off the machine. Ow.
Best one I got isn't really so much a memory but reactions. One night at college I had a bit to much to put it nicely. Woke up the next morning and didn't think much about it until I found out A. I managed to scar/scare the one roommate so bad that he literally moved out that night and never finished college, the other roommate who is twice my size and plays rugby and as the personality of a surfer with a head injury was terrified and locked himself in his room all night, the school had people come in to take pictures of the aftermath (which I never saw thankfully) and every time someone did see one it was the equivalent of one of those two girls one cup reaction videos. Only things I was told was the hotel (long story) the college had us staying in was totally trashed and somehow I was speaking a foreign language and was totally in berserker mode....needless to say I don't drink all that much anymore. Should I also mention I don't know any foreign languages?
Ok, I have a funny story for you. My home computer didn't have internet access, so I had to use the computers at Kinko's. Well Wednesday, a man and his two children were using two of the computers and the third computer was broken. There was only one operational computer left and I usually don't use that computer because: 1) That computer was the only one in the store that had a scanner and I didn't want to hog up the computer because someone might actually need to use the scanner; and 2) That computer was nearest to the bathroom. Well, while I was composing an e-mail, a guy walks into the bathroom. He was only in the bathroom a few minutes, but he " funked " up the bathroom so bad it stunk up the area near the bathroom. It was like I was sitting in the middle of a ginormous fart cloud. I tried to ignore the smell and continued to write my e-mail. The man and his 2 children left the area, so I was the only person left in the area. A couple of minutes later, an employee at Kinko's asked me " Are you going to be on this computer much longer? I have a person who need to use the scanner? ". Well, I told him I would be through in a minute and I rushed through the remaining e-mail. And I thought " Damn!... I'm going to be the one who'll take the fall for the smell in the area...!! ". I've used this particular bathroom before and I knew they usually keep a can of Lysol inside. I thought of spraying the area with Lysol, but it would really make me look like I was the responsible for the smell. It's would be like the police catching me cleaning up the blood at a crime scene when I had nothing to do with the actual crime. " I was framed I tell ya,... FRAMED!!! ".












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