asaybot

Posted Fri, 11/18/2011 - 00:51 by asaybot

Hey, I'm Matt. I like a lot of things, and no one thing really defines me, unless I was in the Dictionary, then they might only want one definition, you know, to save space. I am very strange and authentic, but also, uh, I don't really know what else I am. Wait! I'm Matt! I like games and pretty much all media. I love to watch MST3K and Rifftrax rather than watch TV. Although I do do a lot of that as well. I totally just typed do do. Awesome. I have come here for one reason. To find a girl who likes the things that I like and can appreciate my strange brain that I named Bear. I named him that ironically, but I forgot how it's ironic, so now it's just weird.

Location

Farmington, UT
United States
40° 58' 49.8" N, 111° 53' 14.7804" W
Where I live: 
Farmington, UT
United States
40° 58' 49.8" N, 111° 53' 14.7804" W
Profile Information
Age: 
28
Gender: 
Male
Seeking: 
Females
For a: 
Friendship
Relationship
Date
I am: 
Single
My social life: 

I spend most of my time at school, work, and taking care of my Dad. Other than that, it's games, movies with friends, and general entertainment until I have to go back to the aforementioned tasks.

My insides: 

My humor is dry, witty, and funny. I am very happy and optimistic about everything. I don't get angry unless it is deserved. I am very artistic, always seeing things differently and constantly thinking and throwing my thoughts in strange directions.

My outsides: 

I am a big dude. Just over six feet, with three hundred pounds of mass on me. I'm a white dude who can't tan, but I blame the Irish in me for that. I have no tattoos or stuff like that, but man I look good.

Occupation: 

I am currently enrolled at Weber State University, and also work on campus as a Computer Lab Aide. Kinda got a late start to school, but it needed to be done.

Other stuff about me: 

What else is there about me I didn't say? Oh, I live with my Dad who has Alzhiemers and Muscular Dystrophy. I get to watch after him and make sure he is doing the things he is supposed to be doing. I was on Where in Time is Carmen Sandiego. Yes, the TIME one, not the WORLD one. I know a lot of useless random facts about nothing too, my friends are constantly calling or texting me for an answer to a question they can't answer themselves.

Schools Attended: 

Farmington Elementary, Farmington Junior High, Viewmont High School, Weber State University

Places you've worked: 

Hollywood Video and Game Crazy before they got shut down.

My interests, hobbies, obsessions: 

I already said most of them. But I do love Science and the things pertaining to it, technology, scifi, space, movies, games, explosions, girls, the internet. See? EVERYTHING HAS TO DO WITH SCIENCE!

Education Level: 
Some College
I would like to meet: 

Someone who is funny and can laugh at anything. Someone who likes MST3K and Rifftrax over lovey dovey movies, although, those aren't so bad. Someone who is strong willed, independent, and knows what they want out of life. Someone who doesn't need a lot of handholding, but would like it anyway. Man, the more I say things, the more I sound serious, I can't be serious, it's like a weakness. You, girl reading this, don't be so serious. Also, don't be all sad about stuff or pessimistic, that's dumb.

My family: 

I have a big family, six kids, sisters and one brother. Parents, divorced. Uh, us kids get along very well, we usually get together and laugh and make jokes. Really, any excuse to hang out with each other, we may not say it aloud, but we do love each other.

Your thoughts in a nutshell
My thoughts on Smoking: 

Please, don't. I don't, you shouldn't, no one should. It's bad for you.

My thoughts on Religion: 

I'm a Latter Day Saint, or Mormon. I want someone who is a Mormon, but if you aren't, that's perfectly alright. Not everyone believes the same thing.

My thoughts on Politics: 

I don't subscribe myself to any one party or way of thinking. I usually will try to find out both sides of a situation and make my decision based on that. So, I'm not overly political.

My thoughts on Pets: 

I like cats more than dogs, but don't mind either way. Pets are pets, they are like babies who never grow up or do much but be there.

My thoughts on Kids: 

Kids are cool. I want some, I have only nieces right now and that's pretty awesome. I'm really good with kids, but I think it's because I'm totally just a bigger version of one.

My thoughts on Alcohol: 

I don't drink. I don't see any physical benefit to it. Drinking to forget sounds like you don't want to learn from the problems and pain in your history. Don't do it people! DON'T DO IT!!!

My thoughts on Diet: 

It's good to monitor what goes into your body, again, I just don't do it. Dang, I need to start being more responsible with myself.

My thoughts on Drugs: 

Bad.

My thoughts on Hygiene: 

That's where you shower and look nice right? I totally do that. And I wipe my own butt too.

My thoughts on Fitness: 

I don't exercise regularly, but who's to say I can't change that. I actually do like to exercise and play sports.

My thoughts on Fashion: 

Um, I don't have thoughts on fashion. I usually wear a tshirt and jeans, sometimes I wear shorts when it's hot. But whatever looks good to me is usually what I buy. But dang, girls be nice in fashion.